Too cold, too cold...
I know I am busy, but I thought I would let you all have a glimpse of my new tee shirt. It's sort of distorted, you'll just have to work around the boobs.
Every accountant needs one of these! Buy one for the accountant in your life, today!
(Can you tell I'm drunk on the "I've been at the office too long" drink? When our secretary came in to work today, she caught a homeless man pooping behind our building. Nothing says "Good Morning!" like homeless man ass. It's almost as bad as the bookeeper smoke break that resulted in seeing gay sex on our back ramp. We're moving soon.)
Cool shirt!! But I kinda think that with the big check I write each year to the dude, he can buy his own shirt.
Posted by: Andreia | October 10, 2006 at 11:41 PM
Where in the heck is your office that you have to witness that stuff??
I just might have to buy myself that t-shirt.
Posted by: Amy W | October 11, 2006 at 06:43 AM
I should hope so! Sounds like an, um, colorful environment. I'm all for whatever kind of sex people want to have, but that doesn't mean it should be seen in public! Geez.
Posted by: Jessie | October 11, 2006 at 12:59 PM
I don't even like seeing my husband poop in the morning, so a homeless guy? Double gag.
And yeah, where the hell do you work? Man oh man.
Lovin' the shirt but I agree with Andrea, Burke can buy his own!
Posted by: samantha Jo Campen | October 11, 2006 at 01:37 PM
How were the dark chocolate m&m's? Don't leave me hangin'.
Posted by: Donna B. | October 11, 2006 at 03:33 PM
NOw that I have stopped laughing... og my gosh! Where in the hell do you work??? I swear if I worked tehre I would get nothing done, I would just keep poking my head outside to see more random junk to share with the world! That is so dang funny!
Posted by: MK | October 11, 2006 at 06:24 PM
Back in the day, when I was a young, impressionable CPA, I did one of my first audits downtown in the same city where I work now (it was about 10 years ago and the city has cleaned itself up quite a bit). Every single day I was on the audit, I had to step over poop and pee in the doorway. In my proper heels and suit. Quite a wake up call for me. Surprising I came back to public practice.
Posted by: CPA Mom | October 11, 2006 at 08:32 PM
"homeless man ass"...OMG. And Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Stacey | October 12, 2006 at 06:15 PM
how many accountants can brag that they work in a sesspool? hope you move out of there soon!
Posted by: msugal86 | October 13, 2006 at 07:48 PM
"Nothing says "Good Morning!" like homeless man ass." -- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm loving the t-shirt, too. I covet one that says "Blame it on the rain..."
Posted by: Nancy | October 14, 2006 at 12:03 AM
That shirt rocks but I can't get what you said in those (...) out of my head. Oh my goodness! Bwaa-haaa-haaaaa.
Posted by: Silly Hily | October 18, 2006 at 04:28 PM